If people try to pull off my underwear or shove a dollar into my crotch to cop a feel:
“Did you ask for consent to touch me there?”
Filming anything in the strip club is illegal. When I catch someone filming me:
“If I wanted to do porn, I’d make way more money than this. I need that video deleted”. (Usually I snatch the phone out of their hands and delete it myself- other girls will break the phone completely.)
When people smack my ass without permission, I hold out my hand and say:
“That’ll be $20.”
When customers pawn off their uninterested friend for a lap dance:
“I take willing customers only.”
When they ask for my real name after I tell them my stage name:
“I don’t give out my real name for safety reasons, but if you absolutely need to know it, I charge $1,000.”
When people ask me for drugs:
“Sorry officer, I can’t help you.”
When they ask what I’m doing after work,
“Showering, eating, and sleeping peacefully alone.”
When customers get too handsy I grab their wrists like a child and place them off of me. If they don’t take the hint and continue being handsy, I forfeit their money and give attention to someone else.
Tonight I was asked by two dudes to give them a tandem lap dance. One of the dudes was squeezing me forcibly between his legs and trying to reach into my crotch. The other was a gentleman. Despite that, I dismissed them both and forfeited the lap dance 30 seconds in. I simply stood up waved them off and said “you’re dismissed”. I apologized to the sweetheart that was a gentleman but explained I don’t play that way.
Play by my rules or I will refuse to serve you. Guess what? Forfeiting the money of idiots only streamlines the money I earn from respectful patrons. AKA: I don’t need your money- I’ll take his instead.